# Humor Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Shoot the Breeze\ **Created:** [September 27, 2024, 4:58pm UTC](https://njgunforums.net/t/humor-thread/49 "2024-09-27T16:58:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![planenut](https://njgunforums.net/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/p/ecb155/32.png) [@planenut](https://njgunforums.net/u/planenut)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2026, 1:11pm UTC](https://njgunforums.net/t/humor-thread/49/514 "2026-09-09T13:11:13Z")
Bob Hoover’s mantra was in an emergency always fly the airplane as close to the crash site as you could. Someone from my flying club sent me this gem: Give a man a parachute and he’ll fly a day. Push a man from a plane in flight and he’ll fly for a lifetime. 😆 ---
**Author:** ![DirtyDigz](https://njgunforums.net/user_avatar/njgunforums.net/dirtydigz/32/2609_2.png) [@DirtyDigz](https://njgunforums.net/u/DirtyDigz)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2026, 1:38pm UTC](https://njgunforums.net/t/humor-thread/49/515 "2026-09-09T13:38:11Z")
> [@Mr.Stu](#): > > Gliding no longer allowed? Highly depends on the craft and site. Paraglider into a corn field? Probably not an issue. Jet airliner? Well… ---
**Author:** ![scorpio64](https://njgunforums.net/user_avatar/njgunforums.net/scorpio64/32/6025_2.png) [@scorpio64](https://njgunforums.net/u/scorpio64)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2026, 2:21pm UTC](https://njgunforums.net/t/humor-thread/49/516 "2026-09-09T14:21:10Z")
![FlyHunt](https://njgunforums.net/uploads/default/original/2X/d/d453c445ac3010152bd28e3c4b88655307613813.webp) ---
**Author:** ![scorpio64](https://njgunforums.net/user_avatar/njgunforums.net/scorpio64/32/6025_2.png) [@scorpio64](https://njgunforums.net/u/scorpio64)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2026, 2:21pm UTC](https://njgunforums.net/t/humor-thread/49/517 "2026-09-09T14:21:51Z")
![Guncle](https://njgunforums.net/uploads/default/original/2X/a/a295d89e2f4327330147b2a441499e6cb27dfbaf.webp) ---
**Author:** ![Fullstop](https://njgunforums.net/user_avatar/njgunforums.net/fullstop/32/4598_2.png) [@Fullstop](https://njgunforums.net/u/Fullstop)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2026, 10:34pm UTC](https://njgunforums.net/t/humor-thread/49/518 "2026-09-11T22:34:58Z")
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**Author:** ![Fullstop](https://njgunforums.net/user_avatar/njgunforums.net/fullstop/32/4598_2.png) [@Fullstop](https://njgunforums.net/u/Fullstop)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2026, 2:51pm UTC](https://njgunforums.net/t/humor-thread/49/519 "2026-09-19T14:51:24Z")
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**Author:** ![gleninjersey](https://njgunforums.net/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/g/dec6dc/32.png) [@gleninjersey](https://njgunforums.net/u/gleninjersey)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2026, 2:01am UTC](https://njgunforums.net/t/humor-thread/49/520 "2026-09-20T02:01:53Z")
![Screenshot_20260918_233136_Facebook](https://njgunforums.net/uploads/default/original/2X/b/bbb80c6bf847909370d22e3deaddbee9be80d9fe.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![NTRBL](https://njgunforums.net/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/n/d9b06d/32.png) [@NTRBL](https://njgunforums.net/u/NTRBL)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 3:35pm UTC](https://njgunforums.net/t/humor-thread/49/521 "2026-09-21T15:35:14Z")
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**Author:** ![scorpio64](https://njgunforums.net/user_avatar/njgunforums.net/scorpio64/32/6025_2.png) [@scorpio64](https://njgunforums.net/u/scorpio64)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 4:39pm UTC](https://njgunforums.net/t/humor-thread/49/522 "2026-09-22T16:39:58Z")
[![](https://njgunforums.net/uploads/default/original/2X/e/e74dcfbe72dbace5132db7f79d189d07c8dd7d1f.jpeg "The Missing 10mm Socket Crisis 😂 | Every Mechanic Knows This Pain") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6alvgWFOp3c) ---
**Author:** ![scorpio64](https://njgunforums.net/user_avatar/njgunforums.net/scorpio64/32/6025_2.png) [@scorpio64](https://njgunforums.net/u/scorpio64)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2026, 5:19pm UTC](https://njgunforums.net/t/humor-thread/49/523 "2026-09-24T17:19:11Z")
![caliberchart](https://njgunforums.net/uploads/default/original/2X/c/ca218ae34551c8aed6f1a5cbd908d4bbd51f5138.webp) ---
**Author:** ![MartyZ](https://njgunforums.net/user_avatar/njgunforums.net/martyz/32/359_2.png) [@MartyZ](https://njgunforums.net/u/MartyZ)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2026, 6:27pm UTC](https://njgunforums.net/t/humor-thread/49/524 "2026-09-24T18:27:54Z")
.308 for me ---
**Author:** ![scorpio64](https://njgunforums.net/user_avatar/njgunforums.net/scorpio64/32/6025_2.png) [@scorpio64](https://njgunforums.net/u/scorpio64)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2026, 8:14pm UTC](https://njgunforums.net/t/humor-thread/49/525 "2026-09-25T20:14:48Z")
![noPEWneighbor](https://njgunforums.net/uploads/default/original/2X/6/6c402edbd979d6fff4888dac621bccbcdf112611.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![scorpio64](https://njgunforums.net/user_avatar/njgunforums.net/scorpio64/32/6025_2.png) [@scorpio64](https://njgunforums.net/u/scorpio64)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2026, 1:02am UTC](https://njgunforums.net/t/humor-thread/49/526 "2026-09-27T01:02:01Z")
![Run4](https://njgunforums.net/uploads/default/original/2X/f/f9abfb248e8697bf57d37d7b6b45c3cf69fa8e84.webp) ---
**Author:** ![Redeye65](https://njgunforums.net/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redeye65](https://njgunforums.net/u/Redeye65)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2026, 8:03am UTC](https://njgunforums.net/t/humor-thread/49/527 "2026-09-27T08:03:43Z")
![image](https://njgunforums.net/uploads/default/original/2X/3/37d30b30d8423ee2fd87e43df505d70c4d74a271.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Redeye65](https://njgunforums.net/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redeye65](https://njgunforums.net/u/Redeye65)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2026, 8:07am UTC](https://njgunforums.net/t/humor-thread/49/528 "2026-09-27T08:07:59Z")
![img-20250927-wa0004-jpg](https://njgunforums.net/uploads/default/original/2X/1/1edb593ff7a7ffa835e198d8eaa19d8d38411fe5.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Redeye65](https://njgunforums.net/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redeye65](https://njgunforums.net/u/Redeye65)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2026, 8:10am UTC](https://njgunforums.net/t/humor-thread/49/529 "2026-09-27T08:10:31Z")
![dd-jpg](https://njgunforums.net/uploads/default/original/2X/2/2b50d56f6d18d609e44430a6435e0876015fca45.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Redeye65](https://njgunforums.net/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redeye65](https://njgunforums.net/u/Redeye65)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2026, 8:14am UTC](https://njgunforums.net/t/humor-thread/49/530 "2026-09-27T08:14:52Z")
![image](https://njgunforums.net/uploads/default/original/2X/5/50c6757ca7ab3c2b264fcf8cf81e0c0309af6f02.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![GFL216](https://njgunforums.net/user_avatar/njgunforums.net/gfl216/32/410_2.png) [@GFL216](https://njgunforums.net/u/GFL216)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2026, 9:56pm UTC](https://njgunforums.net/t/humor-thread/49/531 "2026-09-27T21:56:59Z")
[https://www.instagram.com/p/Ddza0joje-a/?stkn=MXFlcnRmN2ZocGE5Yg==](https://www.instagram.com/p/Ddza0joje-a/?stkn=MXFlcnRmN2ZocGE5Yg==) ---
**Author:** ![Fullstop](https://njgunforums.net/user_avatar/njgunforums.net/fullstop/32/4598_2.png) [@Fullstop](https://njgunforums.net/u/Fullstop)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2026, 11:20pm UTC](https://njgunforums.net/t/humor-thread/49/532 "2026-09-27T23:20:54Z")
![HTPin-QWgAAZagD](https://njgunforums.net/uploads/default/original/2X/b/ba19c5b09c06473caf24165a51f290f90c8b7d16.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Fullstop](https://njgunforums.net/user_avatar/njgunforums.net/fullstop/32/4598_2.png) [@Fullstop](https://njgunforums.net/u/Fullstop)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2026, 5:43pm UTC](https://njgunforums.net/t/humor-thread/49/533 "2026-09-28T17:43:22Z")
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